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Approximately 11" x 13" framed wood sign The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid. This sentiment fits so many of us so very well! A cute and funny addition to the home of anyone who has a bit of trouble getting moving in the morning. Background is an antique mustard with truffle brown lettering. Rustic brown wood frame. distressed/weathered finish Custom orders welcome! All items I have for sale are crafted by hand, rather than mass produced as you would
Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young. Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out." The third ...