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Men used to say Why marry the cow when the milk is free?    Ladies, these days I think   the real question is:  Why take home the   whole pig when all  you want is a bit of  sausage?

I laughed way to hard at this one! 'Men used to say, "Why marry the cow when the milk is free?" Ladies, these days I think the real question is: "Why take home the whole pig when all you want is a bit of sausage?