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Two women are on a girls’ night out – Funny Joke

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...

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Sharon Balkan
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What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

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Three brothers each marry a woman.   The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”   He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy.   The second brother married... Humour, Actually Funny Jokes To Tell, Things That Come In Threes, When I Get Married Quotes Funny, Good Jokes To Tell Funny, Make Me Laugh Funny Stuff To, Funny Jokea, Marriage Jokes Married Life, When Things Dont Go As Planned

Three Brothers Get Married – Things Don’t Go To Plan

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

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Mable Mckee-Jaworski
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.   She spends £15,000 and looks sensational.   On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but... Humour, Funny Quotes For Women About Men, Birthday For Her, 50 Birthday Quotes, 50 Birthday Quotes For Men, 50th Birthday Quotes Woman, Birthday Quotes Funny For Her, Funny 50th Birthday Quotes, Age Quotes Funny

The old man says he can tell her age by doing this

She spends £15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32,’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily. ...

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Garry F Patterson
Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new Husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding... -funny joke Humour, Many Happy Returns Of The Day, Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day, Guy Humor, Old Man Funny, Old Man Jokes, Women Jokes, Funny Marriage Jokes, Funny Marriage

79 year old man gets naked when his wife doesn’t notice his cowboy...

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

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Carmen Mintoff