Wife humor

A wife ask husband to describe her after 30 years of marriage - Damn Funny

One minute you're young and fun. And the next, you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better. Click The Pin For More Funny Quotes. Share the Cheer - Please Re-Pin. #funny #funnyquotes #quotes #quotestoliveby #dailyquote #wittyquotes #oneliner #joke #puns #TheDragonflyChallenge

Well ... probably I won't

Do's and don'ts Do clean the house and cook dinner Don't expect her to do all of that and lay you

Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.

After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling. When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved...

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...

THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOUR BOSSTELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOUU ALREADY KNOW WONT WORK imgfip.com

A woman thinks her husband is cheating on her so she comes up with a plan to catch him. She never expected what happened next... - funny wife joke

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