"If only you were the person you portrayed yourself to be. But you aren't. You're a pathetic excuse of a human, aren't you Ryder? Your anger slowly building up over the mere comments I've made. Are you that easily hurt? Like I said, pathetic."
As useful as the internet has been to humanity, connecting us all like never before and aggregating the sum of all our knowledge into one easily accessible place, we all know its true purpose: cat photos.