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Funny Joke: You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story.   A man on a

You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on...

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racehorse I put a bet on a few days ago’. Satisfied, the wife apologised to her husband.Several days later the husband is lounging on the sofa when his wife comes up behind him and snacks him over the head.‘WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?’, he roared, leaping up and holding his head in pain.The wife ... Read more

racehorse I put a bet on a few days ago’. Satisfied, the wife apologised to her husband.Several days later the husband is lounging on the

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.   Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.   The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”   The husband laughs...

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says: “A gorgeous Italian girl!” The woman...

After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling.   When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.   On and on she goes: neglect, lack of...

After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling. When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved...

Three Brothers Get Married - Things Don't Go To Plan #jokes #humor

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...