Getting old

... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it’s only a small dribble.” The second old man said, “I’d give...

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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The […]

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new oneOnce he's arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is m.. #funny, #joke, #humor

There are a lot of things about getting older that hit you right between the eyes. Like a hammer. Fifty is the turning point. People can say what they want about forty, but it's pretty much an awesome decade. In retrospect, anyway. Why don't older people, those who have been through it all, tell us this? Why aren't we prepared for all the things that begin to happen to our bodies once we hit the big 5-0? Who is to blame for keeping this information a secret? Who are they, who are keeping us…

25 Funny Midlife Crisis Quotes because if you can't laugh at yourself and aging then you're doomed to be a lonely old cow.

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Getting older is a fact of life. It doesn’t need to ruin your outlook. Take a humorous approach with funny quotes about aging. Getting older doesn’t have to be a sad thing. Exercise and humor are…