Funny women jokes

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000...

A Woman Went Shopping. – A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to

A Woman Comes Home And Tells Her Husband. -

Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, […]

An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery:A black hearse was followed by a.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says helloHe's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. #funny, #joke, #humor

A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife...?!

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. .. #funny, #joke, #humor

An old woman took her husband to the doctor. The doctor checked the husband’s pulse, then told the woman, “I’m sorry, your husband is dead.” The woman was shocked. “I don’t believe...