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40 Old Phrases and Sayings

Did you grow up hearing your elders say phrases that you had no idea what they meant? I know I did. Even today, when I hear or read such, I find myself thinking of my

Old sayings are a crucial part of communication that help us connect better with others. Here're some popular old sayings and their meanings.

Old sayings are a crucial part of communication that help us connect better with others. Here're some popular old sayings and their meanings.

14 Old-Timey Sayings That Are Worth a Comeback - FAIL Blog - Funny Fails

14 Old-Timey Sayings That Are Worth a Comeback - The internet has generated a huge amount of laughs from cats and FAILS. And we all out of cats.

Funny Joke: A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore.   There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line.   After a while, it’s her

A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter. She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?” The cashier says "Yes" and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by...

Getting Old Require A Sense Of Humor-Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes About Getting Old This post may contain affiliate links. By buying through the links I may receive a commission for the sale. This has no effect on the price. When we're young, old age always seems so far in the future. And then you wake up one morning and look in the mirror and wonder what the hell happened. Who is that person looking at me? And then it hits you. I am officially old. Sure it starts gradually. Slow and easy so as not to frighten you. But sooner or later you...

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Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small...

Betty was a little old lady who was always cheerful and quite happy with her life...   ... but lately she had started having a bit of a problem.   One day she goes to the doctor and says, “I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always...

Betty was a little old lady who was always cheerful and quite happy with her life... ... but lately she had started having a bit of a problem. One day she goes to the doctor and says, “I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always...

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