My Girlfriend fell asleep in my arms. And she turned to face me,still asleep,grabbed my face and said "You Gorgeous Pizza."
how tf do i feel sympathy for tumblr?? How did you do this to me??
17 Jokes That Will Make You Hate Yourself For Laughing At
Warning: Do not read while high.
He is a worldly man
Let me give you a hand, clap that is.
Poop shit roasting stop roasting me, it's only tuesday
I shouldn't be laughing
Funny Minion Jokes About Friends
ordering this x-ray sure was a waste of time