"At teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. I had no shame in pulling a tampon out of my bag and saying "listen here. I need to go.""
Harry Potter Touché!
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Nakne damer forteller vitser forteller historien om luguber markedsføring.
i am not sure if it works but whatever
I don't give a crap who you're in love with just don't block the candy aisle
Sadly I've done this
"I'm 25 and I took a girl on a date here last night. If you can't embrace your inner child you can't be with me."
One of my male coworkers asked me why I was taking my purse to the bathroom. My boss, also male, looked at him in horror and said "shut up just let her go". It was awesome
My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, "You're the third one this week