"At teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. I had no shame in pulling a tampon out of my bag and saying "listen here. I need to go.""

"At teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. I had no shame in pulling a tampon out of my bag and saying "listen here. I need to go.""

Harry Potter Touché!

Harry Potter Touché!

harry potter jokes | Tumblr

harry potter jokes | Tumblr

Nakne damer forteller vitser forteller historien om luguber markedsføring.

Nakne damer forteller vitser forteller historien om luguber markedsføring.

i am not sure if it works but whatever

i am not sure if it works but whatever

I don't give a crap who you're in love with just don't block the candy aisle

I don't give a crap who you're in love with just don't block the candy aisle

Sadly I've done this

Sadly I've done this

"I'm 25 and I took a girl on  a date here last night.   If you can't embrace your inner child you can't  be with me."

"I'm 25 and I took a girl on a date here last night. If you can't embrace your inner child you can't be with me."

One of my male coworkers asked me why I was taking my purse to the bathroom. My boss,  also male,  looked at him in horror and said "shut up just let her go".  It was awesome

One of my male coworkers asked me why I was taking my purse to the bathroom. My boss, also male, looked at him in horror and said "shut up just let her go". It was awesome

My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, "You're the third one this week

My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, "You're the third one this week

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