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That last text should be "My father will hear about this!" Oh wait... Mother?
This rewrite that could probably be real:
Go Big or Go Home
Harry Potter in 99 seconds! If you don't know about this, look it up!!!
I feel like Molly should have also been mentioned for the last one. If only because she ridded the world of Bellatrix.
NAMELY, A DRESSER!
What is that mysterious ticking noise... Not over here, not over there... Kinda... catchy though...<<Snape Snape Severus Snape