Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve" You know, let Karma sort that shit out.

Free, News Ecard: Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve" You know, let Karma sort that shit out.

I said this today in fact.  I was going to curl up in my room's metal lockers under the zebra fabric and hide for at least a month or so..

I said this today in fact. I was going to curl up in my room's metal lockers under the zebra fabric and hide for at least a month or so.

Go ahead, tell me more about this victim role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself.

Free and Funny Cute Therapy Ecard: Go ahead, tell me more about this victim role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself.

I couldn't be fake about anything if I tried. My facial expressions wouldn't allow it.                                                                                                                                                                                 More

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I couldn't be fake about anything if I tried. My facial expressions wouldn't allow it.

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted!!!! Ha!

Free and Funny News Ecard: If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted.

Work. Jobs. Ecards. _ 2 of my bosses. I knew their job better than they do

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: No really, I love taking time out of my busy schedule to explain something that should be common knowledge to a person in your position who gets paid more than me.

If women are bad at parking, its only because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is..

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If women are bad at parking, it's only because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. Some only can wish to b 8 inches.

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Funny Ecard: I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word. ;)

My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word.

How to Be Sexier, Stronger, and Live Longer

How to Be Sexier, Stronger, and Live Longer

Free and Funny News Ecard: Maybe if we wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.

Since you know it all. You should also know when to shut the fuck up.

Free, Confession Ecard: Since you know it all. You should also know when to shut the fuck up.

Pretty much how it goes 20 minutes into program. Aaaaaaand that's all, folks! …

All of my patience is gone!" FROM: Pretty much how it goes 20 minutes into program. Aaaaaaand that's all, folks!

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