Great idea for housewarming gifts for the home buyer with a sense of humor! The kitchen isn't just for cooking, it's for dancing. If you like to "chop it like it's hot" you need at least one (or of these ridiculously awesome tea towels.
DIY Painted Kitchen Towels or use concentrated dye instead of paint. To use dye first dip and decorate, second spray with vinegar to set then rinse with cold water. Dye will lightly color the balance of towel and look lovely.