I need this for reasons...
Brilliant! And the perfect solution for tripping over the guest bed in your sewing room or trying to make it look like a room in spite of the machines. Do I need this? Sigh. No. But it sure would be handy!

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Draconic language
Draconic is the language of dragons. It uses its own distinct alphabet. Other native speakers include members of draconic and reptilian races, such as kobolds and wyverns. The language is also used as a primary means of arcane notation throughout Toril. Draconic is one of the earliest languages, influencing or creating the language of kobolds, lizardfolk, and troglodytes. The script is believed to have been influenced by the Dwarven runes, but Dragons themselves are unwilling to admit this...