Ordinary Norwegians' secrets, illustrated by artists Cathrine L. Finstad and Elise S. Østby
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"I feel bad for my mother. I just can't buy a mother's day card that says "world's best mom". I went for one that said "have a nice day" instead.. And she knows very well why."
"I want to be a pensioner. I'm 22 years old." (Pin # 100 on the board "Norwegian Secrets"!)
"I think I might be pregnant, but I don't dare to check. If I am, I have to tell four people that they MAYBE are going to be a father. I hate that I went so wild the last year of high school ..."
"When you and your stepmother become friends due to common interest ... because you're almost the same age. Awkward as fuck."
"I drink to forget. I'm only nineteen years old. I don't want to end up like dad."
"I work in a book store. Everybody says that I'm a fantastic employee, good with the customers, skilled at making exhibitions - you name it. What nobody knows it that I steal - a lot. Books and money. It's just so easy."
"Today I combed my hair with my boyfriend's toothbrush."
"Nobody knows about the relationship we had. Yesterday I watched while you married a fantastic girl. I have nobody to talk about my mixed feelings with. Could it've been us if I'd dared to try?
"I had my first day working at a checkout in a grocery store today and I couldn't get anything right, and my former psychologist was a customer. Only she and I know it. It's the most humiliating thing I have ever experienced."
"When I'm done using some equipment at the gym, I put on some extra weights so the next person will think I'm stronger than I really am."