Norwegian Secrets

Ordinary Norwegians' secrets, illustrated by artists Cathrine L. Finstad and Elise S. Østby
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"I feel bad for my mother. I just can't buy a mother's day card that says "world's best mom". I went for one that said "have a nice day" instead.. And she knows very well why."

"I feel bad for my mother. I just can't buy a mother's day card that says "world's best mom". I went for one that said "have a nice day" instead. And she knows very well why.

"I want to be a pensioner. I'm 22 years old." (Pin # 100 on the board "Norwegian Secrets"!)

"I want to be a pensioner. I'm 22 years old." (Pin # 100 on the board "Norwegian Secrets"!

"I think I might be pregnant, but I don't dare to check. If I am, I have to tell four people that they MAYBE are going to be a father. I hate that I went so wild the last year of high school ..."

"I think I might be pregnant, but I don't dare to check. If I am, I have to tell four people that they MAYBE are going to be a father. I hate that I went so wild the last year of high school .

"When you and your stepmother become friends due to common interest ... because you're almost the same age. Awkward as fuck."

"When you and your stepmother become friends due to common interest . because you're almost the same age. Awkward as fuck.

"I drink to forget. I'm only nineteen years old. I don't want to end up like dad."

"I drink to forget. I'm only nineteen years old. I don't want to end up like dad.

"I work in a book store. Everybody says that I'm a fantastic employee, good with the customers, skilled at making exhibitions - you name it. What nobody knows it that I steal - a lot. Books and money. It's just so easy."

"I work in a book store. Everybody says that I'm a fantastic employee, good with the customers, skilled at making exhibitions - you name it. What nobody knows it that I steal - a lot. Books and money. It's just so easy.

"Today I combed my hair with my boyfriend's toothbrush."

"Today I combed my hair with my boyfriend's toothbrush.

"Nobody knows about the relationship we had. Yesterday I watched while you married a fantastic girl. I have nobody to talk about my mixed feelings with. Could it've been us if I'd dared to try?

"Nobody knows about the relationship we had. Yesterday I watched while you married a fantastic girl. I have nobody to talk about my mixed feelings with. Could it've been us if I'd dared to try?

"I had my first day working at a checkout in a grocery store today and I couldn't get anything right, and my former psychologist was a customer. Only she and I know it. It's the most humiliating thing I have ever experienced."

"I had my first day working at a checkout in a grocery store today and I couldn't get anything right, and my former psychologist was a customer. Only she and I know it. It's the most humiliating thing I have ever experienced.

"When I'm done using some equipment at the gym, I put on some extra weights so the next person will think I'm stronger than I really am."

"When I'm done using some equipment at the gym, I put on some extra weights so the next person will think I'm stronger than I really am.

"I use to pick a random person on the street to say a little prayer for and wish a good life."

"I use to pick a random person on the street to say a little prayer for and wish a good life.

"I got dumped less than a week ago. I'm going to miss his dog more than him."

"I got dumped less than a week ago. I'm going to miss his dog more than him.

"I have a profile on a dating site, and because I look quite okay, I get a good response. "Strangely" enough, all the response disappears when I explain that I'm in a weelchair."

"I have a profile on a dating site, and because I look quite okay, I get a good response. "Strangely" enough, all the response disappears when I explain that I'm in a weelchair."

"I read my mother's diary from when she was young. She's had an abortion, and probably nobody knows. Now I know."

"I read my mother's diary from when she was young. She's had an abortion, and probably nobody knows.

"I had to get drunk before my class reunion."

"I had to get drunk before my class reunion.

"We had sex in your parents' kitchen. Now I can't think about anything else when we're over for dinner."

"We had sex in your parents' kitchen. Now I can't think about anything else when we're over for dinner.

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