More ideas from Anna

The moment in the shower when you think Fuck shaving. I'm just wearing jeans today! I wear a lot of jeans

LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

I don't want him back, I've seen where he's been.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: No need to glare at me when you are with my ex, I don't want him back, I've seen where he's been.

Hahahahaha

Funny TV Ecard: I'm still kinda pissed they never actually told us how to get to Sesame Street.

Oh Damn!!

Your secret is safe with me. Unless of course I have had a few cocktails, then all bets are off.