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 when a teenager "rebels" against their parents its because they are tired of being expected to act like and adult but treated like a child. << that's so true Erich Von Stroheim, Nos4a2, Literally Me, Funny, Hilarious, Describe Me, Faith In Humanity, I Can Relate, My Tumblr

THANKS YOU! when a teenager "rebels" against their parents its because they are tired of being expected to act like and adult but treated like a child. Its sickening.

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Soap for the Stubbornly Optimistic

Smells like a nightmare. Glass half full? Well, good for you, you grinning lunatic. Remember that day you announced that "getting fired was a blessing"? That was the day I pretty much stopped liking you altogether. Even though it's near impossible not to like someone delusional enough to say, "I didn't like having hair

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Soap for Social Anxiety? Get it here at Whiskey River Soap Co. Unique soaps and candles with a decidedly humorous bent.

Soap for Grown Ass People. Smells like the end of deferred school loan payments & retiring the flip-flops for something a biology teacher might wear. Whiskey River Soap, School Loans, Its Only Tuesday, Biology Teacher, Best Soap, Look At You, Memes, Bath And Body, Bath

Soap for Grown Ass People

Look at you! All grown up with your very own phone charger and everything. It's about time you finally moved out of your old bedroom and out into the real world like the rest of us. It's a big deal to graduate, get a job, and take part in other grown up activities like debating whether you should pay the rent this mont

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Soap for The Middle Child

Who are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you're in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain't all that. The only people who think so are #1. my older siblings and #2. my dumb parents. And I haven't even gotten to the par

Glad that's over. You really dodged a bullet this time, kid. I'm not one to talk bad about anyone, but that ex of yours is a real nut job. A real whacko. The fi Whiskey River Soap, Dodged A Bullet, Crazy Ex Girlfriends, Laugh Out Loud, The Funny, Memes, Funny Quotes, Qoutes, Funny Pictures

Soap for Crazy Exes

Glad that's over. You really dodged a bullet this time, kid. I'm not one to talk bad about anyone, but that ex of yours is a real nut job. A real whacko. The fighting, the drama, the broken dishes, the all-night marathons in the bedroom... oh hey, I was just thinking. Since it seems the two of you aren't together anymo

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Soap for Perpetual Boredom

You know what would be great right now? Wine. It kind of goes with everything, don't you think? That's why I installed that wine holder on my treadmill. It's not that I get bored, per se, it's just that everything tends to be a little less mundane after a glass or two or three or four or five. I'm kidding! Just hand me

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Soap for Bombshells

Aren't you something. You've got all the looks and drama of a reality TV show without the TV show. What gives? You do realize you're not actually being filmed, right? And no, your IG and Snapchat don't count. Oh, well. Maybe I'm just jelly. I've never mastered the 4-hour contoured makeup routine nor posted a YouTube of

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Soap for Wedded Bliss

Smells like two, three years tops. But hey! We're talking about two or three totally awesome years. After that you can just keep hanging around each other like bored zombies batting children out of the way for the next 27 years while you pay off the mortgage. Sound like a plan? Expired frosting scented (buttercream s

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Soap for Hangovers

Why do I do this to myself? The pounding headache, the cold sweat, the I'm-totally-gonna-vom-on-my-way-to-work feeling... yeah, we're familiar with the good ol' fashioned hangover. I'm never drinking again. Well, except that this Friday is happy hour at my fave biker joint uptown, and I just got some brand spankin' new

A Soap for Spring Flings. Smells like an extended hook-up. Whiskey River Soap, Funny Candles, Way To Make Money, How To Make, Soap Company, Best Soap, Homemade Products, Chicken Nuggets, Boutique Shop

Soap for Spring Flings - 170g / 6oz

A Soap for Spring Flings. Smells like an extended hook-up.

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A Bath Bomb for You're The Worst

But really. You are. Of course, it makes me look that much better when I'm standing next to you. Which is the only reason I DO stand next to you. Kidding. You know I love ya. Even though you're the worst. Snarky Candy Hearts ScentedNet Weight: 6 oz.Note: Because all of our bath bombs are handmade, no two bombs are ide

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A Bath Bomb for What Kids? - NEW BOX SIZE

Smells like a locked door. Don't get me wrong, kids, of COURSE I love you. I mean, I created you! You're the reason I get out of bed every morning (not usually by choice) and you're the lights of my life! But for the love of Pinot Grigio, can you just give me one single half hour of complete silence? Wine Straight Fro

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Male-Targeted Bath Bombs

scented bath bomb - Whiskey River Soap Co. offers a wide range of soothing, comically branded and scented bath bomb products, but one standout variety is a “bath...

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