Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable?"

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable? I hate talking on the phone! Unless it's like my mom or grandparent's lol

Very true

Glitter was a great idea; until you realized it's the Herpes of the crafting supplies and now you can't get rid of it. (I hate glitter.

LOL

My life! I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited!

Exactly.

Funny Breakup Ecard: All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.

Lol so true!

Justin would say this is me too a tee.poor guy, why did he marry an event planner (aka control freak).

Karma

Karma Instead of "Have a nice day" . I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve!" Ya know, let karma sort that shit out.

If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk. 30 quotes about life that are truly amazing.This is exactly right. Cinderella is a fairytale! For those of you who try to live up to it.

You've been warned.

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Totally Addicting Snickerdoodles definitely live up to their name. It's one cookie recipe that you will never want to lose. They're an easy dessert recipe that you can whip up whenever you want. We love these cookies!

"Do I Run? Yes. Out of Patience, Fucks, and Money" Heather Gray Racerback tank top with white print Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL Measure yourself, and use the size charts provided to determine the best

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