The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
He was a wise man who invented beer. Quote from quoteistan
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
They who drink beer will think beer. Quote from quoteistan
Save water drink champagne. Quote from quoteistan
According to chemistry alcohol is a solution. Quote from quoteistan
Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
I drink to stay warm, and to kill selected memories.
Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it.