These were posted to help writers write creative and inspiring they'd help consignment/ resale staffers describe incoming goods better. After all, it's not a pink couch or dress: it's salmon or strawberry, right?
I have come to the conclusion that Mark is either ACTUTUALLY Lucifer, or working for him. He's made it so we all adore/miss/sympathize with Satan to the point of insanity. Or maybe he's just a hell of a method actor (see what I did there?